Don’t call me back to be a prop for your actors. It’s rude and embarrassing to me.
This is so creepy buuuuuut, there’s this girl Emily who’s in the grade above me and I actually think she’s the prettiest person on the planet. And funny. And nice. She’s a friend crush. Wah.
Sad, sick, tired, and not nearly as depressed as this post made me out to be. Things are looking up and down and I think I’m okay.
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It hurts that I can’t help, and that every song makes me cry, and I feel like I’m slowly being abandoned by everyone I love.
"The current state of education reminds me of the failings of the U.S. automobile industry. Japanese automakers realized that the way to make a quality product was to listen to the workers on the assembly line (part of “The Kaizen Philosophy”). If something was wrong with the wheel, the assembly line stopped, and the wheel people were consulted. As we all know, the U.S. automakers fell behind Japanese automakers for a long time, needed a government bail-out and are just starting to get back on their feet. What will happen to education if states continue down this path of listening to the private-for-profit interests? What happens when our concerns about the very tests that evaluate teachers fall on deaf ears because state education departments would rather create a Ford Pinto instead of a Honda Accord?"
Teacher on flawed tests (via gjmueller)
(via gjmueller)
i was looking up Disney remixes and found this
SFKSFLSFSFGSGRRSF
PLEASE HELP
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAA
WHY DOES IT WORK SO PERFECTLY!
(via thatawkwarddisneymoment)
this man
have i already reblogged this idk
My favorite is the bed one.
Stephen Colbert on North Carolina’s vote to ban gay marriage with Amendment 1.
Remember remember the fifth of november
Gunpowder treason and plot
I see no reason that gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot
So. Fucking. Sick.
The beginnings of the American Revolution, simplified
- BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
- AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
- BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
- AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
- BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
- AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
- BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
- AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
- BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
- AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
- BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
- BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
- BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
- AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
- BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
- AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
- BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
- AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
- BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
- AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
- BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
- AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
- BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
- AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
- BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
- AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
